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Personal Story: The Destruction of My Innocence

The Destruction of My Innocence   When I was nine years old I had a little friend named Harmony Johnson who lived behind a curb market that her family owned.  I remember Harmony very clearly.  She was heavyset and red faced, and she always had a load of brownish, crusty snot stuck in her nose.  She was kind of quiet… Read more →

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Fashion Friday: Pharmacy Phavorites Part 1

Fashion Friday: Pharmacy Phavorites Part 1 By: Andrea Paschal   Hi…my name is Andrea and I am a beauty product junkie..For REALZ!  I am constantly on the quest for the “perfect shade of red lipstick”, the face oil that will give me that “healthy glow”or the highlighter that will at least help me fake it till I make it. Over… Read more →

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Video: Fanny Flambeaux Doll

This guy’s reaction is worth watching this video over and over again.  To quote the fellow f-bomber, Lindsay that found this video “It’s Friday so…Maximum Pussy Power, bitches!” Read more →